Political Slogans

Some context for overseas readers: the Green Party has suffered some embarrassment recently after it was revealed that Green Party members, including the partner of the co-leaders executive assistant, were involved in vandalizing around 700 National Party billboards by adding satirical “slogans” such as “because the rich deserve more” and “drill it! mine it! sell it!”

Both childish and unethical, of course, but I thought the “slogans” themselves were kind of amusing.  So, along the same lines…

VOTE FOR THE GREENS because …

… trees are people too

… the economy isn’t going to ruin itself!

… you hated your science teacher, right?

VOTE FOR LABOUR because …

… New Zealand needs more debt

… we did OK last time, right?  Right?

VOTE FOR MANA because …

… Pakeha should just bugger off

… there are too many white <expletive deleted> in Parliament

… the Greens aren’t crazy enough

VOTE FOR ACT because …

… Maori should just bugger off

… National isn’t crazy enough

VOTE FOR NEW ZEALAND FIRST because …

… we made MMP what it is today!

VOTE FOR THE PIRATE PARTY because …

… have we got the coolest name, or what?

 

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